tink-the-lost-girl

So this happened at Subway the other day

  • Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
  • Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
  • Me: Um... John Green.
  • Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
  • Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
  • Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.
hotel-job

This is ‘Murrica!

hotel-job:

GUEST: How much is shuttle?
CONCIERGE: $27 per person.
GUEST: Dollars or euros?
CONCIERGE: Dollars.
GUEST: Not 27 euro?
CONCIERGE: No. 
GUEST: Not euros?
CONCIERGE: No.
GUEST: Hm. Not euro, why?
CONCIERGE: The United States is a sovereign nation not affiliated with the European Union?
GUEST: What?
CONCIERGE: Because this is the United States and our currency is dollars.
GUEST: Oh. Is okay?
CONCIERGE: Yes, it is okay.
GUEST: Thank you.

tink-the-lost-girl
waltdisneyconfessions:

“Every time I listen to Circle of Life and hear the line “there’s more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than can ever be done” I have a little existential crisis because it’s so true. There’s so much that will be done after we’re gone from this world, why were we chosen to live now, versus a hundred years ago, or fifty years into the future?”

waltdisneyconfessions:

Every time I listen to Circle of Life and hear the line “there’s more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than can ever be done” I have a little existential crisis because it’s so true. There’s so much that will be done after we’re gone from this world, why were we chosen to live now, versus a hundred years ago, or fifty years into the future?”